Featherless turkeys, the next step in…June 24, 2011
While in the checkout line at the grocery store, I noticed some interesting looking suckers. They were mounted on a large plastic handle with a large red button. Naturally, I pressed the button. The result was the the sucker slowly and continuously spun.
Why? Apparently licking suckers takes too much effort.
I humbly submit that “spinning suckers” (along with dogs in clothes) are what is wrong with America.