Archive for March, 2012

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Serf’s up, dude!

March 26, 2012

Although I don’t know the correct stance for riding a surfboard, I am pretty sure it doesn’t look like this.

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One Breath Right strip isn’t always enough.

March 21, 2012

Our local zoo used to have an elephant.  Because we live in Alaska, there were concerns that she didn’t exercise enough during the long, cold winters.  The solution was a custom-built $100,000 treadmill that could accommodate an 8,000 pound elephant.

Unfortunately, she never used it (just like everyone else who buys a treadmill).

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He didn’t need braces, he needed flying buttresses.

March 19, 2012

Humor is an evolving and ever changing form of entertainment.  Most comedians, authors, and artists continually push the boundaries of taste and comfort to redefine what “funny” is.

Here, I give you a Gothic architecture gag.

It’s lonely here at the cutting edge, but somebody has to keep things fresh and hip.

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Some people are natural born flossers.

March 10, 2012

I have a dentist appointment on Monday.  I do floss, but nothing about it has ever felt very natural.

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Germans love luftwaffels.

March 2, 2012

Our youngest will be turning two this weekend.  A few mornings ago I was sitting at the table with her waiting for breakfast and thinking about what a wonderful blessing she is in our house.  I leaned over and whispered in her ear:

“I love you today and I will love you every day forever.”

A huge smile spread across her face and she looked up into my eyes with complete joy.  We shared a few moments like this before she whispered in the softest and most reverent little voice:

“Waffles.”

Next time I’m saving the tenderhearted comments until after breakfast.