One Breath Right strip isn’t always enough.

March 21, 2012

Our local zoo used to have an elephant.  Because we live in Alaska, there were concerns that she didn’t exercise enough during the long, cold winters.  The solution was a custom-built $100,000 treadmill that could accommodate an 8,000 pound elephant.

Unfortunately, she never used it (just like everyone else who buys a treadmill).



  1. This has to be one of my favorites.

    • Thank you – I’m glad you enjoyed it!

  2. I don’t know how you come up with these, but I chuckle everytime! Thanks!

    I, too, would studiously ignore my treadmill, if I owned one. Of course, the mere ownership would make me FEEL like I was exercising. Sort of.

    Also, I have nominated you for the Kreativ Blogger Award because, well, you are so darn clever and creative!

    Go here for the rules: http://savanahprose.wordpress.com/2012/03/21/on-being-creative/

    • Cool! Thanks for the kind words AND the nomination. I’m very flattered that you chose me for one of your seven blogs to recommend to others. You made my day!

  3. I love the humor. Maybe my husband could use more then one then he would not snore so loud.

    • Thanks! Maybe placement is the key – try putting the strip over his nostrils. 🙂

  4. I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award and the 7X7 Link Award.(:

    • Thank you! I am very honored!

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