I know it’s really the dessert fork, but I don’t like to share.
Archive for June, 2012
Hitmen have curiously productive gardens.
June 25, 2012
Our garden is actually doing pretty well this year (which is a change from the past two years when either the weather or the local moose population decided to ruin everything).
This year I built some raised beds for the vegetables. The peas were especially hit hard by the moose last year and I wanted to design something to keep them safe. I ended up with a contraption that is strong, sturdy, and will do it’s job.
I also did it in the most complicated way possible – proving once again that I possess a Y chromosome.
Some patients make surgeons nervous.
June 20, 2012
When I had surgery last spring, the doctors inflated my abdomen to create more room for maneuverability. As far as I know, they didn’t twist me into different balloon animals while I was still under anesthesia.
It sure did feel like it though.
He finally accepted that he had gone to seed.
June 14, 2012
Earlier this week I was watching Sesame Street with my daughters. Part way through the show was a clip that had a guest star singing with Elmo. I had no clue who he was. Not even an inkling.
I’m under no illusions. I don’t think of myself as particularly trendy anymore. I can accept not recognizing all the bands on Saturday Night Live… but Sesame Street?!
C’mon!
When did Sesame Street’s target audience of 3-5 year olds get cooler than me?
Mustachios – the manly snack food.
June 11, 2012
Would any snack really be worth the effort of both shelling AND shaving?
