I was going to make few jokes here at the expense of the current presidential candidates, but at this point they honestly don’t need any help.
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The new voting machines look familiar.
April 4, 2016Things that go “fist bump” in the night.
March 18, 2016I know it’s been a long time since I posted any content on this blog, but my kids are growing up a bit and I find I have (slightly) more time on my hands.
Our youngest child is now three years old. Unlike many others of his age, he has never resisted his bedtime. In fact, he has a grand time rushing through an increasingly lengthy string of goodnight sayings to each member of the family. These currently include: good night, sleep tight, sweet dreams, night night, I love you, and see you in the morning.
However, the speed at which he rattles these phrases off at makes it sounds more like – “Goodnightsleeptightsweetdreamsnightnightiloveyouseeyouinthemorning!”
It is usually the last thing he says before he closes his door for the final bedtime story and snuggle with his Mom.
However, the other night he opened the door again seconds after closing it. I waited to see what adorable phrase he was adding to the mix now.
He looked at me with his large ernest eyes and said very quietly, “Our house doesn’t have any ghosts…”
“…anymore.”
The door began to shut again. Just before it clicked, he cracked it open once more and whispered, “Don’t be scared.”
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As I said above, I finally have enough time to start posting some new drawings. Goodness knows I’m not using any of it sleeping anymore.
The spirit is weak, but the chin is strong.
May 6, 2010His fear of public toilets was becoming a critical issue.
April 27, 2010Freedom bread.
April 26, 2010Remember when french fries and french toast were renamed “freedom fries” and “freedom toast?” It seemed silly, but there was actually a precedent. During World War I we renamed German Measles as “Liberty Measles.”
huh…
I can see wanting to stake a claim on something as tasty as french freedom fries, but wouldn’t it have made more sense to go ahead and blame the Germans for Rubella?
This power tie takes it to the next level.
April 25, 2010Personally, I don’t wear ties very often. I only wear them for weddings or funerals. Odd that these two events are at opposite ends of the social spectrum, but they have the exact same dress code. Hmmm.
I own two ties. I actually only ever wear one of them because the other is very ugly. I should give the ugly one away, but I can’t. I’m not sure why. It could be many reasons, but I think it could be because I need the illusion of choice. Obviously I’ll never really wear the ugly tie, but as long as it is in the closet I could. Especially if I ever wear the really ugly shirt that also lives in the closet.
Let’s put the “party” back into search party.
April 23, 2010Spring fashions of the far north.
April 21, 2010Abe Lincoln’s other hat.
April 20, 2010Abraham Lincoln was a legend. When I read his writings or speeches, I am amazed at his ability to express grand ideas with simple words. He stood firm where others would have failed or compromised. He exemplified the idea that anyone can succeed despite humble circumstances.
BUT he was born and raised in Kentucky.
So… I’m gonna go with my gut and guess he would have loved NASCAR.
As impulse purchases go, it was a doozey.
April 19, 2010The golf bag I drew is based on my own golf bag. When I was in college I played quite a bit of golf when weather permitted. Because my friends and I were poor college students, we couldn’t afford to rent clubs and I was the only person who owned a set (a wonderful present from my parents). This was a problem. The local course didn’t allow two players to share a set of clubs let alone a foursome. Our solution:
We each learned to play with three clubs.
My “set” consisted of the putter, a nine iron, and a five iron. I actually didn’t do too badly. The original five iron was broken/replaced by one of my friends early on. He replaced it with a used $8 five iron. A used children’s $8 five iron. A used children’s five iron that was also quite blackened and burned from being used repeatedly as a fire poker. (really)
Nevertheless, I can still hit fairly straight and consistent shots of almost 200 yards with my old, used, child-sized, fire poker. Too bad it’s the only consistent thing in my golf game.
Raise your heart rate without exercise.
April 18, 2010I’m not a big fan of soft drinks. Especially the “colas.” They are way too sweet for me. The commercials always show people running or playing basketball and then chugging a Pepsi or Coke or whatever.
Personally, I don’t think my stomach could take that much sugar right after a workout. It would… rebel.
If you are unlike me, and like soft drinks, then here is a possible benefit you might not have thought of.
You’re welcome.
Dogs in clothes.
April 16, 2010The dogs that live in our house wear clothes. Not all the time, mind you. Just when they go outside. That doesn’t make it right. One dog has a sweatshirt just like the one in the picture. That’s bad – but it isn’t the worst.
One of them has a fur coat.
And just so there isn’t any confusion, I’m not talking about the fur coat it was born with. During winter when our dog does it’s business, it does it in a (faux) fur coat.
Has the world gone mad, or just my family?
iCod
April 15, 2010Would a rose by any other name…
April 14, 2010Time for some blog stats!
- Total number of posts = 50
- Days since blog began = 72
- Total number of drawings = 76
- Most visitors in a single day = 140
- Different visitor countries of origin = 19 (United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Brazil, Malaysia, Russian Federation, Taiwan, Belgium, Hong Kong, Pakistan, Turkey, Romania, Israel, Australia, Vietnam, Thailand, Republic of Korea, Singapore, New Zealand)
- Time wasted drawing/scanning/typing = unknown